No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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