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You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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