Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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