i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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