I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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