my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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