i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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