it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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