If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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