he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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