how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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