I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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