I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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