That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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