The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Terrible idea I love it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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