My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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