Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Randomize
