question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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