No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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