the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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