Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I know her cup size but not her name....
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