I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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