There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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