Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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