your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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