at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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