break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
