worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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