The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where is the hickey?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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