ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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