i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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