yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
