just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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This is my gift to your gina
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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