What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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