"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Everything about him screamed your future.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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