What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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