If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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