yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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