"it" just moved
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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