apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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