with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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