I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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