Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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