giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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