Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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