found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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