I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you had me at cake vodka
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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