I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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