honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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