brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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