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• (914): View more from New York

  you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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• (585): View more from New York

  with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....

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• (940): View more from Texas

  My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!

  (940): View more from Texas

  HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  How's the hangover?

  (1-337): View more from Louisiana

  I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.

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