And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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