whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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