Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
