I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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